Belated Introduction

I just realized after three posts, that I have not even introduced the Pattern to you new viewers. So.


I’m Josh.

I’m 24 and I live in Palm Bay, Florida. Just as an aside, I’m also an incredibly large human being. Like, really fat. But that’s not important right now.

I have an Associates degree in Crime Scene Technology. In the end, it added to my knowledge base exponentially, but I feel destined for greater things. I’m going to be a filmmaker, ultimately. A writer/director, specifically. But, as I’m sure you’ve seen by now, I want my fingers in all things multimedia.

I’m also a minor internet celebrity (google “theronin23″…that’s me!)

This is my blog, Spatter Pattern. Well, this is actually my blog, syndicated. My blog’s home is (

Now you may be asking, “Why in the world would you call a blog Spatter Pattern unless it was about…well, spatter patterns.”

For those uninitiated, a spatter pattern is the pattern blood leaving the body, through any means, makes on whatever surface it comes in contact with.

Well, to answer your question, I consider my headspace a lot like a spatter pattern. It looks like a complete mess, but there’s an order to it, a science to it, and it all means something. Something can be derived from it if you have the right equation.

The equation just happens to be this blog. So sit back, put on some goggles and gloves, and enjoy the Pattern.

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2 Responses to Belated Introduction

  1. says:

    Hi, Josh!

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