According to Rush Limbaugh, it’s a conspiracy that The Dark Knight Rises features Bane as the villain.  He claims that’s not a coincidence, given that the Democrats and Obama campaign have been pushing to villainize Bain Capital, which Romney used to own, and currently employs Limbaugh himself.

I know what you guys are thinking, “that’s crazy!” But is it? Is it really?  Let’s take a look at all the evidence, shall we?

You got Batman and his alter-ego Bruce Wayne.  How does he fit into this?

First off, let’s point out the obvious here folks.  Bruce Wayne and Obama are both rich men, and they both typically wear suits.  As well, Batman and his alter-ego both start with the letter “B.”  Obama’s first name, Barack, starts with a “B” as well.

Then there is the fact that both Obama’s and Batman’s parents are dead.  How obvious is that?  As well, anyone else notice that Obama is a Black man, and that the Batman suit is also black?  I bet you won’t be seeing that in liberal media!

Then there’s this!

Why isn’t anyone pointing out that both Batman and President Obama have MUSLIM CONNECTIONS.

The comparisons don’t stop there, folks!  Take a look at this one.

Batman is mentored by an grumpy older white man, and so is Obama!  You could say that Alfred is Batman’s Vice Superhero!  There’s even more to this though.  Joe Biden has familial roots in a place called Londonderry, and Alfred Pennyworth is from London!  Coincidence?  I doubt it!

Catwoman is one of Batman’s love interests throughout the shows, comics, and films.  Michelle Obama is Barack Obama’s wife (love interest).  Catwoman is based on a cat.  Cats were worshiped in Egypt.  Egypt is in Africa.  Many people from Africa are Black.  They’re making this too obvious!

Barack Obama goes to Leon Panetta for advice on defending the nation.  Batman goes to Commissioner Gordon for advice on defending Gotham!

Conclusion?  The Dark Knight Rises is clearly a film funded by the Obama Campaign!  It’s a liberal elitist trick to get movie-goers to support the Obama Campaign and his reelection!