Author Archives: spatterpattern
Been A Son
So, I decided that I should be more consistent. Starting with a father’s day companion to my mother’s day post. My dad. I wish I could say things have always been great with my dad and I. Unfortunately, that’s just … Continue reading
Belated Introduction
I just realized after three posts, that I have not even introduced the Pattern to you new viewers. So. Hey, I’m Josh. I’m 24 and I live in Palm Bay, Florida. Just as an aside, I’m also an incredibly large … Continue reading
An Introspective Masturbatory Rant About Compromise
So, I have this friend, who wants to be a stage actor. He heard at some meeting somewhere that there are a lot of casting directors who are checking out people’s Facebooks, and, “and if all they see is partying … Continue reading
Maison Macabre, or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Being Called Hipster and Embraced the Warhol
I’m becoming more and more interested in Andy Warhol. Not in the man himself, but what he accomplished with The Factory. I envision Maison Macabre/Macabre Productions to one day be my own “Factory” (My ULTIMATE plan, which *gasp*…did that just … Continue reading
Without further ado, the 2011 Joshy awards!
So sorry for the delay. This is for 2011 Movies. Comments? Think my taste sucks? Lemme know! 10. Melancholia 9. The Beaver 8. Super 7. Red State 6. I Melt With You 5. Trust 4. Hesher 3. Drive 2. … Continue reading