Author Archives: spatterpattern

Been A Son

So, I decided that I should be more consistent. Starting with a father’s day companion to my mother’s day post. My dad. I wish I could say things have always been great with my dad and I. Unfortunately, that’s just … Continue reading

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Belated Introduction

I just realized after three posts, that I have not even introduced the Pattern to you new viewers. So. Hey, I’m Josh. I’m 24 and I live in Palm Bay, Florida. Just as an aside, I’m also an incredibly large … Continue reading

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An Introspective Masturbatory Rant About Compromise

So, I have this friend, who wants to be a stage actor. He heard at some meeting somewhere that there are a lot of casting directors who are checking out people’s Facebooks, and, “and if all they see is partying … Continue reading

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Maison Macabre, or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying About Being Called Hipster and Embraced the Warhol

I’m becoming more and more interested in Andy Warhol. Not in the man himself, but what he accomplished with The Factory. I envision Maison Macabre/Macabre Productions to one day be my own “Factory” (My ULTIMATE plan, which *gasp*…did that just … Continue reading

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Without further ado, the 2011 Joshy awards!

So sorry for the delay. This is for 2011 Movies. Comments? Think my taste sucks? Lemme know!   10. Melancholia 9. The Beaver 8. Super 7. Red State 6. I Melt With You 5. Trust 4. Hesher 3. Drive 2. … Continue reading

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